We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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