isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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