After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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