...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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