can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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