you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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