she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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