My friends, they love my intelligence
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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