They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
