I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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