so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
