What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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