Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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