i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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