Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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