they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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