I bet he comes in French.
I smell stomach acid.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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