i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Its about making memories worth repressing
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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