She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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