make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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