You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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