So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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