Cold hands, warm shart.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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