I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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