at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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