tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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