But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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