fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Randomize
