wat bout pragnant strippers??
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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