You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Small penises have feelings too.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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