It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I love having hate sex.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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