Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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