party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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