Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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