he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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