One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I need to calm my uterus...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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