Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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