i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
