they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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