How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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