Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
There r osticjed everywhere
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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