Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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