Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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