We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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