Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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