People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Randomize
