10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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