My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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