it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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