As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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